Cracking Up

You would think that married oysters would lead a far better life than us humans do. But after a short study I found it to be quite the same. Every time the husband oyster came home from work he was complaining about his wife just laying around all day. And on weekends the Wife oyster would complain saying the say thing, "all you do is lay around all day and you never open up to me" OK, there was supposed to be a joke there but if you have a good marriage you probably don't get it. If you are laughing then I guess you know what I am saying... All joking aside I have come across this site about Gulf oysters that any and everything oyster you could want. Tons of people like to eat oysters. Whether you eat them in moderation or by the dozen, these delightful mollusks provide a low calorie protein that are an excellent source of zinc, vitamin B-12, and omega-3 fatty acids. So this site has even added Oyster Recipes!